Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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