That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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