oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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