The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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