you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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