Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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