If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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