id be glad to
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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