Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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