Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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