Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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