Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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