Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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