we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
operation harelip BJ is a go
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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