She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
