idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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