i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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