Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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