there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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