he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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