lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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