we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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