Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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