My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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