You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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