just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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