So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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