I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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