I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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