so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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