are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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