Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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