Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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