I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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