All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need help removing her.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
