oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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