Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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