She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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