i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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