North Korea, Best Korea!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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