he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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