Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
how does that bad decision feel?
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