cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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