it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
