she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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