When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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