i don't like sucking hair
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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