No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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