I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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