People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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