he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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